Amish romance novels, for when you crave the smell of a sweaty beard

Filed under "any port in a storm," the NYO is reporting on the uptick in "Amish romance novels" which is really just an extension of the old pirates and damsels themes of yore. Well, they still make those, but the ladies love a twist. Previously it was Jane Austen meets the paranormal. Now "exotic" romance involves people without buttons.

Personally I'm hoping the next romance novel fad involves bloggers in pajamas...
"Mary brought Tad's Lucky Charms cereal to him as he furiously wrote his latest screed about Robot Chicken on his aging iBook. As she sat the oversized Homer Simpson bowl down on the remote-infested coffee table, she noticed the fly on his pajamas was open..."

Way hotter, way more relevant, right?

via Guyism

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